I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You can't motorboat a personality
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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