Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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