Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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