where does the pee come out of this thing
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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