it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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