We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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