I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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