that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Randomize
