yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
