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Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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