I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
We need to feng shui this bitch.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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