She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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