I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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