haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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