There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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