so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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