she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
its liver damage thursday
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