Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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