you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm sobbing to NWA
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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