Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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