You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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