So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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