talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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