You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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