i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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