So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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