Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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