I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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