Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
You smell like stripper and shame
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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