so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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