Will you blow on my dice?
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
