She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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