Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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