Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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