walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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