Duck Duck Cougar?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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