You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Randomize
