Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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