Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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