I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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