can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
