Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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