Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
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I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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