R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
