i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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