I must be too annoying 4 u.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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