found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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