Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
organizing the empties. That sober.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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