ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
