the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I would ride that face into the sunset
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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