Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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