okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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