Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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