how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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